Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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