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Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
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So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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