Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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