Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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