Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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