ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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