Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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