i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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