look no pants
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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