So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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