I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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