Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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