Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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