i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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