i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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