I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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