i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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