No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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