a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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