Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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