No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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