Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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