His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize