i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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