Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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