NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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