Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize