do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My feet surprised me
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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