Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You are the jesus of drinking
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