I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize