She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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