she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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