Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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