You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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