u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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