if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
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God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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