i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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