so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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