would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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