Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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