she was so not down for the gang bang
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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