carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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