Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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