he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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