If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
she smelled like a LAN party
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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