Your tits are I can't wait for
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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