dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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