Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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