I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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