Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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